Brown Flocked Spider Hair Clip or Lapel Clip, Halloween Costume
Halloween is the only time of year that I actually find spiders amusing. So, why not wear one on your head? This large brown flocked spider has a felt slider and an alligator clip attached to the bottom. You can clip it in your hair or to your shirt (or purse strap, coat, whatever!).
Just clip it on your hair, go about your business, and let people stare. ;)